This site is under construction
"Yea, so this page isn't finished; what did you expect? But hey, isn't this animated gif totally rad? Woo-Hoo! Look at that shovel go!
"Interfacing to new technologies is a really big effort for me."
"Although it shows a man and his shovel, this icon actually represents
a catch-all excuse for why my page currently looks so meagre.
Surprisingly, I expect all web surfers to understand this obscure
symbolism."
"I have a persistent fantasy about being able to eloquently express exactly who I am with this page of mine. Until that comes to fruition, please view my lack of expressive power as merely a temporary phenomenon."
"Sometimes when I'm editing web pages, I pretend I'm a steam shovel
moving large quantities of earth around, and I make lots of rumbling
whirring heavy machinery noises."
"The neat thing about construction in the real world areas is that all expectations of functionality and appearance are quickly and quietly dropped. Please bring that same unquestioning and uncritical attitude to my dinky little web page."
Bob Villa is the coolest.
I have high standards for my work. So high, in fact, that no matter how much I work on this page, I'm never quite happy with it. Like everyone else, I resort to using an under construction icon. But you can bet your socks that my icon looks fancier and shinier than your icon!
